Established 2011

Talk Nauti to Me

  • Boat Cruise
  • Cocktails Included
  • Round of Cocktails On Arrival
  • Tapas Plates
  • Bonus Cocktail For The Hen
  • Bottle Of Bubbly In Booth
  • Topless Waiter
  • Hens Games and Cocktail Challenges

Talk Nauti to Me opens on a shared cocktail cruise, with a two hour drinks package of cocktails, house beer, cider and sparkling and at least ninety minutes on the river. Back on land there's a cocktail each and share plates, plus a bonus cocktail for the bride. Then your booth waits with a bottle for the girls and a topless waiter looking after your group.

$199.00 per person, with a minimum of 12 attendees. Expecting less? Tell us how manyLove this package, but expecting less attendees than the required minimum? Don’t stress! We can cater for groups of many sizes, and can’t wait to help you achieve your hens party goals! Simply let us know the expected group size when you submit your enquiry, and we can help you find one of our My Ultimate Hens packages to suit your group size. It's that easy!.

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First The Skyline. Then The Eye Candy. Talk Nauti to Me.

The skyline was only the opening act.

The night begins on a shared cocktail cruise, with a two hour drinks package of cocktails, house beer, cider and sparkling, and at least ninety minutes on the river. The skyline slides by, and the bride turns from the view to find her friends already lining up the first photo. Other guests are aboard too, but her people are the ones she keeps turning back to.

Once you're back on land, the table fills with share plates and a cocktail for everyone, plus a bonus cocktail just for the bride. Someone has already found the boat photo she'll want to keep.

Then comes your booth. A bottle is waiting for the girls, and a topless waiter is there to look after the group, serving the drinks and looking after the group while the girls take the photos. The bride looks across at her friends. They know exactly why she's grinning.

The cheeky part is better shared, and her girls are right there. Talk nauti, toast nicely.

Who gets the first look when the booth comes into view? Call or chat with us on 1300 339 734, or send us a message through Our Contact Form and we'll check your date. Talk Nauti to Me. A river opening and a very cheeky finish.

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